croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
#parents are like a WHOLE NOTHER SPECIES
my school is talking about internet safety or something
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
Cats do not like fruits
it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn