1. deadlyspoons:

    *gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

    (Source: whitedad, via thinkingofkaty)


  2. yougotvexed:

    reasons to let me cuddle you:

    • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
    • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
    • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
    • nuzzling???
    • I will be smiling the whole time
    • you’re warm and I’m not
    • let me leech your heat
    • please

    (via titstatspizzaandperry)



  4. spikesux:

    When you lick da booty hole & she don’t say stop

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via thepolarbearfromlost)


  5. The world ended. Didn’t you get the memo?

    (Source: woodburydiaries, via queensmargaery)


  6. franson:

    talk dirty to me


    (via gayfather)


  7. cliterallysame:

    this is honestly my favorite post

    (Source: seththewolf, via underthecheesecake)


  8. howidiotic:

    if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

    (via achievementhugger)


  9. ollygollymolly:

    This is my proudest moment.

    (via underthecheesecake)


  10. buzzfeed:


    how i communicate

    Ah, yes, the song of my people.

    (Source: apcockulus, via underthecheesecake)


  11. titstatspizzaandperry:


    ♕pink tattoo blog♕

    (Source: jamabinelo)


  12. marypussypoppins:

    looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

    (Source: littleanimalgifs, via underthecheesecake)


  13. realniggaannouncements:

    I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

    (via underthecheesecake)


  14. fruitbat46:

    my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

    (via imgonnamakeachange)


  15. whores:


    Don’t cry because its over

    cry because you’re ugly

    (Source: eudaldo, via vvhaleshark)